The Naads Bulletin

Each week, the scoreboards fill with numbers—this one reads like a heavy riff: 14 sessions, 22h 39m on court, and fitness room, 8,342 calories burned. She pushed her body to a 201 bpm max heart rate during a 158-minute slog, then followed it with a potato that earned its own diary entry. Fuel, she insists, is a non-negotiable part of the set.

On the ladder, she holds firm at #1 in Bedfordshire 14U with 1,656 points. No movement this week, but the seat's welded on. The wall stayed quiet—no new notes scribbled, no arcade high scores toppled—yet 334 visitors dropped by the site, probably to watch her eat that potato.

The photo of the week? A birthday cake, from last month, just for the mood. She's fourteen, so cake is peak performance fuel. As the week closes, one date glows red on the calendar: Road to Wimbledon at the All England Club, SW19. It's literally tomorrow. The work's done; now she goes and hits the ball.