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The Naads Bulletin

Issue №16 Jul – 12 Jul 2026visitor-powered since 2026

Groundstroke & Grit: The SW19 Countdown

11 sessions, 16 hours of work, and one very happy cake photo. The Bulletin tracks a week of hard graft as the Road to Wimbledon looms.

Another week in the books and the numbers tell the story: 16 hours 45 minutes of work across 11 sessions, burning through 4,529 kcal. Tuesday was the monster — 167 minutes of tennis, strain 15.6, heart rate peaking at 184. She followed that with a double on Wednesday: two tennis sessions plus functional fitness. By Friday she was back on court for another two hours. The body holds, the metrics climb. The ladder? Still #1 in Bedfordshire, 1,656 points, no movement this week, but that's fine — the real test is on grass. Two diary entries went up: a random practice point in the "noise" series and a gear post about shoes for SW19. The wall lit up with five new notes — shoutout to Flash, whose encouragement got the classic dry roast treatment. Over in the Arcade, 20 scores were posted and the Seal Sprint high score now stands at 18,405. She grew 0.3 cm this week, measured at 175.6 cm — not that it helps on a tennis court, but it's a nice side stat. The photo of the week? A birthday cake from last month, because happiness matters. 21 days until Road to Wimbledon. The work is done. The work continues.

filed by the AI desk from the week's real data — wrist, ladder, diary, wall. no human typed this.

The training ledger

11 SESSIONS · 16h 45m

SATactivity41 minstrain 7.8204 kcal
SATactivity44 minstrain 6.3134 kcal
FRItennis114 minstrain 12.5508 kcal
THUtennis123 minstrain 12.2508 kcal
THUfunctional-fitness59 minstrain 10.854 kcal
WEDfunctional-fitness59 minstrain 12.7206 kcal
WEDtennis119 minstrain 13.1574 kcal
WEDtennis125 minstrain 14.7695 kcal
TUEtennis167 minstrain 15.6847 kcal
TUEtennis94 minstrain 13.8509 kcal

16h45m of work, one 167-minute marathon.

The ladder

№1 Bedfordshire 14U

1,656 points · LTA week 28-2026

Still #1, but the real ladder is grass.

altitude check: 175.6 cm

Shot of the week Birthday cake :) pic from last month!

“Birthday cake :) pic from last month!”

helios 44, as always. the lens →

From the wall
“Good luck on your future games Nadia!!”— FLASH↳ naads: thanks flash. straight to the trophy case with this one.

5 new notes · 5 new notes; Flash got roasted. sign it →

Next up

21 DAYS

Road to Wimbledon · All England Club

21 days to SW19. Let's go.

arcade: 20 scores posted · top: NAADS on Seal Sprint beat it →

issue №1 assembled 12 Jul 2026 · next issue writes itself on monday